madamdolorosa:

christmasat-hogwarts:

Imagine a library filled with every book in the world, none of them have titles on the cover and the pages are blank, but when you open one you are instantly transported to the world within the book. You get to live in the story as any character for as long as you like. And when you come out of the story, almost no time has passed in the real world. 

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sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

snorlaxatives:

tumblr makes me forget that age differences and time zones exist 

barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

joshpeck:

maxiboym:

joshpeck:

i’m sad

What’s wrong, did you run over Oprah again?

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guroshitsuji:

don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you

did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%

m0rphlne:

dang girl, you’ll make the prettiest flowers once your body rots into the earth.