narcotic:

do you ever see someone hot and you just think “bruuuuuuuuh” 

intractably:

*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0

"One day I just woke up and realized that I can’t touch yesterday. So why the heck was I letting it touch me?"
-Steve Maraboli (via phantogrampandora)

House phone:  *rings*
Me:  nah

shepardtaichou:

why are people so caught up in romanticizing the past? romanticize the future. there will be robots and slightly more equality

bullied:

too hot for ugly people too ugly for hot people

tympanista:

*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*